"Fortunately easy for me. As an atheist, I rarely have the call to go into churches and I can leave the handling of measuring the few bishop clients to other tailors."

He makes a mental note to actually sit Eggsy down to go through the not quite basics of tailoring. They all need convincing covers and he's been remiss in mentoring the boy.

"Still, I resent being told what to do by anything, even my own trauma."